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I'm 19 and I live in Houston, Texas. shoot me a message if you like dragons. or nah.

communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

princeburrito:

date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with. 

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

Well, the surprise is that you are not at a dinner party. You’re at our wedding.